This Recently Married Man Just Realized Marriage Is Not For Him. You Have To Read What He Wrote.
He’s right. It’s not for him.
Give me coffee to change the things I can, vodka to accept the things I can’t, and friends who are sober enough to help me know the difference.
a haiku about kingdom hearts:
oh my fucking shit
heal me god fucking dammit
for fuck’s sake donald
why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though
why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you
when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”
"If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time."-(via justified)
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
Kate Middleton meeting Idris Elba is all of us meeting Idris Elba.
Kate looks like she wanna buss it open on the spot
"Fuck this Queen of England shit."
Yes Kate. We all feel that way about Idris.
when people say they don’t date black girls, what i hear is “i’m not interested in the baddest bitches on the planet. instead, i enjoy mediocrity, green bean casserole during the holidays, milk with my pasta, and keds”