These look like dog houses
On a scale from Sokka to Tuxedo Mask how well did your relationship with a moon princess gf turn out
Whenever I see babies/little children I have to tell my uterus “they’re cute but calm down, lemme get my life together first”
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!
the ol’ razzle dazzle
That’ll fuck em up
checks important chart before calling travel agency
"yes i’ll take a one way ticket to Congo, thanks"
Or you could just come to my house. Just saying
More recognition at work! This time it’s for top sales in shoes this month. #excellence